maroon—maid:

pouncingone:

Cause I ate my eyes.
They aren’t there, chica.
So that would’a given it away.

..Really?
WOW
HAHA
YOU’RE LIKE
the first person ever in the history of ever to think that it’s cool.
Seriously I ripped my eyes out and ate them that is hardly cool.

Uhh.
I got bit. 

n0 that is s0 many ridicul0us levels 0f c00l! like i am literally just intrigued with y0u, everything ab0ut y0u is just fascinating and really awes0me

i didnt kn0w if y0u were maybe experimented 0n 0r s0mething

:O
..
Hmm.
O
That looks dumb.
|O
???
THAT STILL LOOKS LIKE I HAVE EYES BUT I’M CLOSING THEm okay okay dj calm down this is not a crisis.

Oh
this is so new to me.
Somebody is
INTERESTED in me.
Wow I don’t think that’s EVER happened to me before.

Eh.
I think I was but it didn’t really work?
I mean
fuck dude
I’m a zombie what can you even do. 

toptumbles:

Fish do it too

Look me in the eyes and tell me the music on my blog isn’t totally fitting.

maroon—maid:

pouncingone:

YES yes I am a zombie congratulations for guessing that.
Even though it would have been obvious if I were to like
pull down my hood. 

0h what??

dude that is s0 fucking c00l! i never th0ught id meet a real life z0mbie g0sh this is awes0me

h0w did y0u bec0me a z0mbie?

Cause I ate my eyes.
They aren’t there, chica.
So that would’a given it away.

..Really?
WOW
HAHA
YOU’RE LIKE
the first person ever in the history of ever to think that it’s cool.
Seriously I ripped my eyes out and ate them that is hardly cool.

Uhh.
I got bit. 

bowtiedthief started following you

Would it come off as rude if I were to greet you with “you have a funny lookin’ face”?

..

Hey wait a second. 

Oops.

maroon—maid:

pouncingone:

I’m a hunter.

Who are you???

im aradia! 

and.. are y0u a z0mbie 0r s0mething??

YES yes I am a zombie congratulations for guessing that.
Even though it would have been obvious if I were to like
pull down my hood. 

maroon—maid:

pouncingone started following you

0h hey! wh0 are y0u? 

I’m a hunter.

Who are you???

apulu:

by s.v.g

Was that a pun

or an oxymoron

“i’m not dead but i am”

HEY WAIT IT WAS BOTH IF YOU ADD IN THE “i’m also a zombie”.

Hey I’m not dead after all!